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We do not write reports for people who are not you.
Custody assessments, fitness-for-work reports, immigration letters and anything else commissioned by a third party are not work we take. It puts us on two sides at once and the person in the chair always loses that arrangement.
A registered clinical psychologist does this properly and independently. Ring us and we will give you two names.
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Nights that start at two in the morning and a day spent paying for them.
First session looks atWhen it started, what your nights actually look like hour by hour, and the list of things you have quietly stopped doing.
8–14sessions is usual
The ones that feel like a heart attack, and the fear of the next one.
First session looks atWhere you were for the first one, what you did to survive it, and what you have been avoiding since.
6–10sessions is usual
Not a bad week. The kind where you have stopped expecting it to lift.
First session looks atHow long it has been, what has gone out of the week, and whether you are sleeping too much or not at all.
12–20sessions is usual
After a death, including the ones nobody around you counts as a big loss.
First session looks atWho died and when, what the last weeks were like, and what you have not been able to say out loud yet.
10–18sessions is usual
Together or on your own. We do not have a preferred ending.
First session looks atWhat each of you would call the problem, how long it has been that, and what has already been tried.
6–12sessions is usual
Including when it is only at weekends and nobody has said anything.
First session looks atA plain week: what you drank, when, and what was happening in the hour before.
10–16sessions is usual
The eleven o'clock emails, the Sunday dread, the thing you have become at work.
First session looks atYour actual hours for one ordinary week, and what happens in your body on a Sunday evening.
6–10sessions is usual
Assault, an accident, or a childhood you have never described to anyone.
First session looks atNothing about the event itself. Sleep, startle, what sets it off now, and who knows.
16–30sessions is usual
We are not fast enough. This is who is, and we are still here tomorrow.
Instead888-NEW-LIFE on 888 639 5433, around the clock, or the emergency department at UHWI or KPH.
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Not on our own. With a doctor already watching, yes.
InsteadA physician or dietitian first. With monitoring already in place, ring us back and we will take it.
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Our youngest client is sixteen. Below that we are not trained for it.
InsteadThe Child Guidance Clinic, through a doctor or a school, or one of two private child therapists we can name.
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None of us can prescribe. A psychiatrist can, and we work alongside them.
InsteadYour own doctor, or a psychiatrist. We will keep working with you alongside them.
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